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omgofh okay im gonna go pas s out bc paste bi n is down and im yawnin g like some new bornn fucking baby up in here goonIGHT
being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"
finally updating the AU yess
so John and Rose like going exploring underwater places and stuff
and they get in trouble at times
and Jade met Dave in some sea cave and then they became friends so that sorta turned into their meeting place ((also Dave probably carries his sunglasses around and puts them on when he’s out of the water pftahah)
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
if this is you please let me know asap
OK BUT SEE, I DIDN’T KNOW.
I didn’t KNOW. Chris Evans swears like a sailor. Chris Evans has an adorable Bostonish accent. Chris Evans wants you to know that he can tap dance. Chris Evans thinks that Captain America is the least ass-kicking of all of the Avengers. Chris Evans loves to tell the story where he made an idiot of himself in front of Ben Affleck. Chris Evans is REALLY EXCITED TO DO THIS INTERVIEW. Chris Evans REALLY wants to talk to you and tell you what’s on his mind.
Chris Evans is STUPIDLY CHARMING. And no seriously, he swears LIKE A SAILOR. People who swear with alacrity are my fucking kryptonite.
I just DID. NOT. KNOW. I have literally never seen him outside of movies and photos before.
do you think coming of age movie is like, still haunting him?
OMG, he *is* a meat ball!
Chris, You Fucking Meatball!
Oh My Gods!!!
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
My roommate bought black toilet paper.
"you’ve been in your room all day. maybe you should go outs—-"