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Feb 24th
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Anonymous said —
❝ Um, so there is this girl that I'm madly in love with, but she lives so far away, how can I show her I care immensely for her? ❞

tell her you love her everyday and talk regularly. and dont forget the goodnights and goodmornings, the have a good days and how was your days, the what are you doings and how are you doings. always do something different everyday so you have something interesting to tell her and dont be worried if you dont bc its all just about loving each other at the end of the day <333 

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holy shit all that exercise and now my thighs look smaller!! im gonna cry holy shit they look great

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Anonymous said —
❝ pls draw tadomakis with makishima in his giant boyfriends shirt i will happy cry forever if you do ❞

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fadeintocase:

psiioniic:

littlecrowofdoom:

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

Or I can just hate pop music because the majority of it stands for nothing but living your life in a moment with no worries or problems and denying reality. Plus there’s not enough guitars for me.

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my brother let me on his xbox

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so ok mary lambert

benepla:

  • is overweight. not “a little heavy” or “curvy in all the right places”, she is overweight and she owns it.
  • is gay, and from her first public exposure has been open about this
  • has bipolar disorder
  • is one of the coolest lyricists right now
  • has this song which is way more feel good than “all about the bass” or “shake it off” 
  • is super cute
  • image
  • mary lambert

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officialnaomicampbell:

dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

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uglyfoxybaby:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

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hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

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queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

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takealookatyourlife:

I have incorrectly been saying ‘burqa’ when I meant ‘niqab’ for maybe my whole life.

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xahhx:

a little horny
a little ok
a little dead inside

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